ASSASSINATION SAFARI
by Jim Woods
Chapter One
Zimbabwe
“That was a damn fine shot. You’re a cool son-of-a bitch.”
Lucas took no offense. He reckoned that cool son-of-a bitch
was among the highest accolades a professional hunter
could bestow on a safari client. “If I looked good, credit the
cat, but let me tell you, I about crapped in my khakis when
he came for us. Got any more of that rot-gut?”
Danie signaled to Joseph, almost imperceptibly, and
the ancient Matebele quickly brought the two white hunters a
fresh round of the sugar-cane rum mixed with Coca Cola, but
not with too much of the mix that would ease the harsh bite
of the spirits. Cane and Coke, mused Lucas, how long have I
been drinking this? Then aloud, “You hooked me on this
stuff.”
“I remember. I never could get bourbon for you when
you came over. You wouldn’t drink scotch, and everybody on
safari drinks scotch. No, you had to have bourbon, and
nobody here drinks the stuff. We couldn’t even buy it. I
remember that time you brought your own but I had stolen
half a bottle from another hillbilly who had brought his own
supply. I kept it just for you, but it was safe; nobody here
wanted it. You must have been the only two hunters in the
world who drank bourbon.”
“Yeah. He must have been a gentleman, much like
myself. A man of high breeding.”
“Maybe, but even with the bottle you brought and the
bottle I borrowed, we still ran out of booze, and I finally got
you to try cane. Anybody who would drink bourbon would
drink anything, even cane.”
The men quieted their affable banter as if by mutual
agreement. The fire flickered, and Danie idly tested the
embers with the piece of rebar that served as a poker. Lucas
thought about the lion. It was on Danie’s mind too.
They did not see it until it charged. Danie was
impressed with its size though, from the moment they found
the pugmarks in the dust along the edge of the road. He
usually spotted sign as quickly as Napoleon, but was busy
driving and talking to Lucas when the Shona clutched at his
shoulder. “Shumba,” he whispered urgently. Napoleon wasn’t
given to fright, but when he mouthed, “pakarepo,” Danie
switched the Land Cruiser’s engine off and glided to a stop.
“What is it?” Lucas recognized the need to whisper
even though he didn’t know what had alerted the African and
the Afrikaner.
“We have ourselves a lion,” Danie whispered back,
leaning out the doorless right side of the vehicle, “he looks to
be a good one and he’s not very far away.”
Lucas alighted from the left side and automatically
cranked a round into the chamber.
“He’s coming!”
Without conscious thought, Lucas responded to
Danie’s shout and point; he swung the Rigby across the
bonnet of the Land Cruiser and snapped the trigger on a
300-grain Winchester Silvertip. The rifle butt never came to
his shoulder. The boom of the .375 Holland-and-Holland-
Magnum matched the ferocity of the lion’s roar and the big
cat tumbled into the dirt between the edge of the road and
the truck. His enormous head skidded to rest up hard against
the vehicle step on Danie’s side, so that the beast’s neck was
bent unnaturally and his eyes were open and turned
skyward. His bear-trap mouth was wide open too, his growl
switched off in mid-scream.
“Hit him again!” Danie scrambled to retrieve his own
double rifle from the hooks in front of him. Lucas already had
jacked a following round into battery, and put the muzzle
behind the dead lion’s ear.
“Not in the head, you twit! You’ll ruin the skull!”
Lucas felt a bit sheepish. He wasn’t thinking like a
hunter. Danie, always the professional, was well aware of the
hazard—“dead” lions having killed or maimed several of his
fellow professional hunters and a couple of their clients too—
but he could also be concerned for the trophy of the hunt.
“Put one into his heart, from the front, and for God’s
sake don’t hit my truck.” Lucas administered the finisher as
he was bidden, and fell back against the Land Cruiser.
“Why did he charge?”
“I think the sound of your rifle, when you operated the
bolt, set him off. He must have been hunted before, or
maybe we just disturbed him because he had a female in the
bush. Whatever, he sure was pissed. Napoleon said he was
nearby, but I didn’t think he was so close. Thanks for the
shot. It’s a hell of a lot of paperwork when somebody,
especially a client, gets mauled.”
“Not a problem,” giggled Lucas, his legs rubbery,
“Don’t want to put you out with all that administrative work.”
After they all caught their breath and, in turn, each
had reconstructed and embellished the incident, the three of
them managed to haul the heavy, awkward, limp lion up
onto the lowered tailgate. The drive to camp was quiet; the
hunters lost in their own thoughts. Danie worried with his
pipe that refused to stay lit. Lucas rubbed at imaginary spots
on the blue of his rifle barrel. Napoleon sat nonchalantly atop
the carcass. The lump of lion didn’t look much the part of
King. They couldn’t talk more about it now as they would
later around the fire. The only noise marring the drive was
the whining of the engine and buzzing of the flies.
The camp staff turned out to welcome the hunters
home, somehow knowing before they drove in that a lion had
been taken, and that Lucas was the hero. The celebration
lasted for nearly an hour before Danie threatened them all
with kicks on their butts if dinner wasn’t served
chiriporipocho! He knew it wouldn’t be immediately as
ordered, and the boys would hang around through the night
using the lion kill as an excuse to party.
He just may be the man we’ve been looking for, Danie
considered. “Ready for another?” as he tipped his glass
toward the Texan.
“No thanks. I think I’ll shower before dinner.”
Following the meal of tasty warthog in a mystery
concoction that would make the best sauce chef in New York
envious, Lucas and Danie enjoyed the sundowner course
around the fading embers in the fire pit. This was the best
time of the hunt—the hours after the stench of excitement
had been washed away, the hunters now freshly clad in
khakis washed in the stream while they were away, and
perfectly pressed with the hinged top, heavy iron filled with
red-hot coals from this fire that had not been permitted to
wane since morning tea.
In spite of the white hunters knowing the country as
well as the blacks, the blacks insisted on the perpetual
firelight to guide the wanderers home. Only when the
hunters and all the camp staff were bedded was the fire
permitted to fade, and even then it wasn’t entirely dead.
Joseph, the camp headman, would sort through the ashes
well before dawn, bare-handedly dusting away the fine ash
to uncover a blushing ember, the seed of a new living fire.
But now the black staff members hung in the shadows, only
to appear silently at the boundaries of this, the camp’s social
center, replenishing the ritual drinks, seemingly giving the
white men total privacy. The white men knew though, that
any and all things discussed between them that evening
would be repeated and analyzed in native-tongue whispers
all night and the following day.
“Damn. You Great-White-Hunters have the world by
the tail,” sighed Lucas. “Only two things I ever wanted to do
for a living—play third base for the Astros and be a
professional hunter in Africa…I couldn’t make it in baseball
but I could sure handle this.”
“I know you could, and Mac knows you could, but it’s
highly unlikely you’ll ever get a license in South Africa or in
this country, for that matter. Mugabe’s bunch isn’t handing
out any P-H tickets to whites not born here in Zimbabwe and
there’s a long line ahead of you at home. Every white African
applying for a professional hunter license in South Africa has
to wait until the black quota is filled—that’s the new rule.
Sure, those of us who had tickets before the election get to
keep them, but Hell, man, we have to take on a black
partner or our own license gets revoked. MacGregor put up
your name but it didn’t do any good…Joseph!” Another brace
of cane and Cokes appeared instantly; if not by the magic it
seemed then by the old servant’s educated anticipation of his
employer’s needs.
“Yeah, Mac’s okay. I know.” Lucas knew MacGregor
was the President of PHASA, the Professional Hunters
Association of South Africa. It wasn’t an official government
agency but no one was approved for a government-issued
professional hunter license unless they were put forward by
PHASA.
Lately, the Wildlife Ministry had taken to giving
PHASA lists of candidates for professional hunter licenses,
coercing the organization to give its backing to the names on
the list, all of them black South Africans. A few of the
candidates were known to be good hunters, qualified for
license, but many of them were not. In spite of Ministry
pressures, PHASA withheld approval of the unqualified
applicants and the issuance of new licenses slowed to a
trickle. Only when the specified number of accumulated
licenses had been issued to blacks could one new white
hunter be pushed into the queue. Lucas had completed all
the courses, passed all the tests, and had the blessing of the
officers of PHASA. Twice MacGregor had submitted Lucas
Mellor’s name, and twice it had been rejected by the
Ministry. MacGregor learned he must submit only names of
South Africans, or perhaps those from other southern African
countries, if he was to add any new white professional
hunters to the ranks.
“Guess I’ll have to give up that dream too,” Lucas
continued. “I can’t even hire on with an outfit just as a
helper, not that I could live on what you guys pay your camp
monkeys.”
“Suppose I told you there was a job for you in South
Africa, one that would support you well and keep you hunting
practically the year ’round? What would you say then?”
“I’d say, who do I have to kill?”
“That’s…the right answer.”
Lucas stared at Danie Schwardt quizzically. “Would
you care to explain?” Lucas could almost see the joviality
drain from Danie’s face, replaced by a malevolence that the
Afrikaner had never displayed. Even when he commanded
the camp staff with a thrust from his foot or a swat from his
well-muscled arm, it was always with a grin or an
affectionate remark that took the sting out of the abuse.
Danie motioned with a backward slap in the general direction
of the half dozen black men it took to serve the camp, and
obediently all of them faded even further into the night. He
then scooted his chair nearer to Lucas’ and hunched forward
to get even closer.
“What I’m going to tell you and the proposition I’m
going to put to you, is between you, me and the fire. You
may think I have put myself in jeopardy by talking with you,
but I assure you, it is you who will be in danger just by
having knowledge of what we discuss. Do you want me to go
on?”
Lucas didn’t speak but adopted his own grim
demeanor and leaned toward Danie, who took his silence as
agreement to continue. “I am part of an organization…”
Lucas grunted acknowledgement and thought to
himself that the Afrikaners were well known for their secret
societies.
“…that works for the betterment of South Africa. Our
mission is to rid the country of those who are determined to
destroy our way of life.”
“You mean kill.”
“Eliminate.”
“Just who are these people? How do you know them?”
“They are known by their actions and their words.
They are and can be anyone—white, black, politicians,
teachers, clergy, businessmen, labor…”
“Who determines that these people are wrong for the
country? Who decides they must be killed?”
“Eliminated. We do.”
“Okay, who is we?”
“We are The Vengeurs!”
“The Vengeurs?”
“Ya. The Vengeurs—The Avengers, and you must
become one of us. You will be our sword.”
In choreographed movement, the hunters settled back
in their canvas-backed chairs, hugged both arms to their
chests and sipped thoughtfully from their tumblers of the
lightly diluted, fiery cane liquor. “You said proposition but it
sounds like an ultimatum,” Lucas broke the silence. “Are you
giving me any options?”
“Of course you have options.” The unyielding edge on
Danie’s voice was not lost on Lucas. “If you choose to not
accept my offer, we’ll get on with the safari so you can get
back to the States.”
“Get on board or get out of town—is that the choice
then?”
“I’d say it’s join the team or find a seat very high up in
the stadium. As you can well appreciate, the emotion
surrounding an important contest is not always confined to
the playing field. Spectators sometimes get injured.”
“All right. That’s plain enough. I show up back here for
another safari and my return flight gets canceled. Your
threats are not really necessary though. I’m listening, but
why me?”
“I’ve seen you shoot. You know how to handle a gun
and I’ve seen you under pressure. You don’t panic. Most of
all, though, I see that you could be a South African. Your
passion for the country almost matches my own.”
“Okay. All that may be true enough, but I don’t see
that I’m that special. A lot of Americans can shoot, handle
stress, and love South Africa. I repeat…why me?”
“How many safari trips have you made to South
Africa? Fifteen? Twenty?” Lucas threw up both hands to
agree with the estimate and nodded to acknowledge that the
exact number was unimportant. Danie went on, “You’re on
record with the authorities with your guns. They have
checked you in with them all these times. The customs
inspectors recognize you. The police know that you travel all
over the country for several weeks at a time after your
safaris, with your guns in the boot of your hired car. You’re a
good tourist—you hunt, you spend lots of dollars, you go
home to save up to come back again. And that’s your cover.”
“Go on. This gets interesting.”
“We will pick your target. You will come to the country
weeks in advance of the hit—go on safari; tour the game
parks as you always do. We’ll set it up. You’ll pay nothing for
the safaris and we’ll provide the funds for you to play the
well-off tourist. You fulfill the contract at a time we tell you.
This gives us the opportunity to arrange our attendance at
the policeman’s ball or whatever; be alibied by some high
visibility scheme.”
“You started off talking about you, now it’s we. How
many of them know about me?”
“My associates know I have been considering
someone, but not you by name. We don’t use identities
much, except code names. To the rest, you may be German
or Australian or French. Well perhaps not French, but a
foreigner anyway. You’ll find that we are mutually protective.
We must be.”
“Let’s keep it so. This is the way it will be. When you
want me to come, place an ad in The Times of London.”
“You get The Times in Houston? I get the export issue
myself but it doesn’t include the classifieds. That section is
too bulky and heavy for the post.”
“No, I don’t subscribe, but I can get the Sunday issue
at a newsstand at home. They’re just a few days late. Put in
a display ad, not a classified, something general about
tourism. Don’t include any contact information so you don’t
get calls from tourists—just propaganda about the beauties
of South Africa. I’ll check the paper each week and if the ad
is there, I’ll call you.”
“Ya. I can place such an advert. The Times has four
satellite advertising offices and news bureaus nearby. It
would be better if you write, though. We seldom are in a
hurry. We won’t plan a project unless we have advance
information about the subject’s itinerary. As I say, those of
us here who could be suspects because of our known political
leanings require time to establish witnesses as to our
whereabouts. Telephone calls could be monitored and voiceprinted
but usually letters—especially letters from outside
the country—are not opened.”
“How about e-mail?”
“We probably could have an e-mail code but anything
that goes out over the phone lines could be monitored, and
that includes fax too. When you see the advert in The Times,
write to me to discuss a safari. Just tell me when you’ll arrive
at Johannesburg International Airport and someone, not
always me, will meet you. If it is someone other than me, it
will not be anyone who knows anything except he is to escort
a pampered client to his hotel. Then we will get together
face-to-face. If there is nothing on paper, then there is no
incriminating trail.”
“You’ll have to give me time to look over the situation
after I get here. I’m not anxious to be caught either.”
“Of course. The campaign will be well thought out
before you make a move. We want results but as I say, we
seldom are in a hurry. Mistakes come with poor planning.”
“I need a rifle.”
“You’re good with the one you have. What more do
you need?”
“Recovered bullets can be analyzed and connected to
the gun that fired them, then to the gun owner. I don’t relish
having my hunting rifle tied to a killing like what we’re
speaking of. No, I have in mind a special project.”
“I can put you in contact with a gunsmith in Vryheid
who can accommodate you—some sort of take-down rifle or
special optical sights?”
“No. Neither of those, just special. If you don’t know
then you can’t put either of us under scrutiny. I’ll get it done
back in the States.”
“I appreciate your caution, but I can still help you. We
have a man in Atlanta who is quite clever.”
“A gunsmith?”
“No, a master machinist, but he has built guns.”
“I’ll talk to him. Set it up for me and I’ll see him as
soon as I fly back.”
“Cutting your trip short?”
“After that lion, not many critters excite me now, at
least not any that walk on all fours. I’ll call you from home to
make arrangements for the skin to be shipped. That will be
the signal I’m ready for the next level.”
“A friendly warning, Lucas. Don’t think your being in
the United States puts you out of our reach. The machinist in
Atlanta is not our only operative outside South Africa. Our
enemies travel a good bit, drumming up support and
collecting funds from uneducated but generous do-gooders in
America and Europe. Once in a while the opportunity comes
up to dispose of them on their travels. When such an
occasion does arise we can call on an operative locally. The
United States is especially open to that sort of solution; you
people can travel throughout the country so easily. If one of
our subjects was to be scheduled to appear anywhere in the
eastern U.S., for instance, our man in Atlanta is just a few
hours away. We have people in Boise, St. Louis and Las
Vegas, just to note a few. So don’t even consider stepping
out of line. Our people are quite unforgiving of treachery.”
“Hey! I’m on your side, remember?”
“I know. And I like you, Lucas. That’s why I am giving
you this friendly warning. Do not talk to anyone about The
Vengeurs or our mission. And once in, you’re in for keeps.
You remember that! Now, may I drive you to the airport?”
“Well, back to the Holiday Inn at the airport. I left
some bags in storage there, and I have to arrange a new
flight. When is the next SAA departure to New York?”
“Uh, let’s see…not until Thursday, then another on
Friday. By the time we get back to Johannesburg, you might
better plan on Friday.”
“Friday it is. Call your man in Atlanta to expect me
Saturday evening. If I can make the connection from
Kennedy, I’ll stop over and see him before heading on home.
Give me his name and number and if I can’t get a flight to
Atlanta, I’ll call him from New York to set up a meeting.”
“Patience, Lucas. If your lion had stalked instead of
blindly charging, one or both of us might not be here to have
this talk. As I’ve said, telephones are not used here unless
absolutely necessary. I will write to our associate in Atlanta.
You can contact him in two weeks. Your meeting can be
arranged on your telephone system, which we know to be
more private than our own. When you are ready to return, it
will be as you suggested. Contact me to ship your lion and
I’ll know you are ready for assignment. That gives me an
idea. What would you think of your code name being Leo?”
“I think I like that—Lucas to Leo—Leo the hunter. Yes.
I like that.”
“Very well, Leo. When I speak of you, or to you in
whatever coded method we devise, it will be as Leo. Of
course, when you correspond with me for safaris as you have
done in the past, use your real name. When you hunt with
the outfits we organize for you, you must use your real name
too. Lucas must not disappear from government records only
to be replaced by Leo.”
“Done!” Once again the two hunters shook hands over
a lion.
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