FROM THE DESK OF
DONA PENZA TATTLE, ESQ.
AND
ASSOCIATE WRYE
BALDERDASH
Greetings,
“I felt it!” Wrye held up his index finger as they sipped
sweet iced tea on the veranda outside their southern office.
Tattle barely raised her head. They were supposed to be working, but the
sweet September morning brimming with sunshine and humming birds lured them
outside. “What did you feel?”
“A breeze, a wonderful, hint of
autumn-to-come breeze!”
“Don’t hurry our lives away, it is
still technically summer, m’literary-partner-in-gossip… I mean… ummm… blather…
errr chatter….” Tattle abruptly halted,
noting the sound of coo-coo from the clock on the other side of the sliders. “Ut oh, we’re late!”
Wrye picked up on their
tardiness. “We certainly are late for
our Love of Literature Leap into duel interviews.”
With a rush, the two whisked off to
the home office of J. C. MEAD, author of THE
SILVER CORD.
T: Be not afraid, we come
bearing cupcakes... and questions. (Handed Jean a double-iced gooey
treat) Oh, everything in cyberspace, as you know, is calorie-free,
dairy-free, gluten-free, peanut-free, allergy-free, and well, cost nada, too.
W:
(Interrupted) But not taste-free.
We use our imagination!
T:
So, J.C., let’s get this interview started! (Noted J.C. still looked
startled) Ummm…. We’re Penza Dona Tattle and Associate Wrye Balderdash
and we’re here for your CBG interview. (Does a tap dance) Ta Da!
W: Now, we know all about you. (Wrye winks) Or at least about
THE SILVER CORD. Mmmm, very
interesting. Supernatural meets witchcraft meets country with a bit of
sleepy southern charm and a dash of romance sort of sums it up… perhaps?
Maybe? Care to tell us more?
J.C.: First off, this cupcake is divine! Now then (wipes mouth), I think
you have most of it wrapped up. Its got best friends, hot men, interior design,
and mommy-stuff, too. OH! And there’s
loads of Georgia history and some Cherokee info bits in it as well. So I guess
historic paranormal romance would describe it best as far as genre. So, here’s
the deal: After her husband’s death, single mom Kat Cambridge leaves bustling
Boston and her high pressure interior design job to raise her kids in a sleepy
southern town. Purchasing a run-down property
with her best friend and fellow single mom, Jess Greenleaf, is the first in a
plan of fixing and flipping homes. It was time for Kat to get back to nature,
and back to being a witch.
Getting back into witchcraft was as easy as riding a broom, so
easy that Kat begins to have reality-bending visions of a smokin’
hot Scottish soldier in their house. While exploring the house’s history, Kat
meets charming & sexy Southern gentleman Colin MacKay, who unknowingly
reveals the identity of the man in her visions. The soldier summons Kat
and Jess to save his drifting soul before it is lost forever. As
challenging as that seems, creating the
perfect spell is easy compared to choosing between the ghost who knows
everything about her, and Colin, the real man in her life, who wants to.
T:
(Grins) Just knew you’d like the sweet, ‘cause you are sweet, but that book
sounds even more than divine! Wanna
gobble it all up and know more. Tell us
is Kat Cambridge a little like you, or totally made up?
J.C.: A bit of both actually. Authors write what (and who) they know. I did
move from the North to the South and there are a LOT of differences, so that
part was totally me. I have been here 11 years now and still get a giggle over
slang phrases and terms, but love it here.
So, that being said, I definitely know where Kat lives, but there’s a
little of me in the character Jess as well.
T: So, be honest, it’s just us and all those readers, if you could make
the oooh-sizzle hot Scottish soldier or the yummy yum-yum Colin Mackay real,
who would be your personal pick for happily ever after?
J.C.: That is a tough one. The benefit of being the writer of these
characters is the fun I have creating these “perfect yet flawed” guys. I mean,
let’s face it; Colin is a smooth talking, yet sweet, Southern gentleman (who,
by the way, looks best with his shirt off).
The Scottish soldier is, well, Scottish (sigh) and lean and tan and just
plain sexy…wait, what was the question again? Oh, yeah…um, I guess Colin
(you’ll have to read the book for more info on these two – I can’t give it all
away!).
W: if you could be a character in any of your books, which one would you
choose and why?
J.C.: I love Kat and Jess. They are
women I could definitely kick back with and have a glass (or three) of mead
with while watching our kids run amok, but when I grow up I want to be Lilly.
She’s awesome, incredibly wise, funny, strong, and I wish she was MY neighbor!
T: Now, that you've confided in who'd you'd like to be, tell us which
antagonist in one of your books you loved to create and if there is any of you
in the villainous character?
J.C.: There aren’t really any antagonists in this book other than time. But the
cop and garden club cougars were fun to write about, they weren’t really
antagonists, more like speed bumps in the grand scheme of things. And no, there
is none of me in either. As far as
antagonists, the second book is when it starts getting really interesting.
Spoiler alert: Major trust issues…
W: Does the tribe of weird and strange apply to you? Or is logic
your muse? (Points to Tattle and mouths) Weird. (Thumbs his
chest) Logical.
J.C.: I am pretty weird, and have my strange and exceedingly silly moments more
often than not. BUT I’m also a librarian, so I guess that makes me logical as
well. Can I be both? Say 80% weird and 20% logical…that was logical of me to
come up with, right?
T: Quite! Though, personally, I am
proud to be a member of the weird persuasion, but I guess, (let's out a long
breath) there is a place for logic now and again. After all I am quite
fond of Data and Mr. Spock. Which brings me to another question. Do
you read the type of stories you write?
J.C.: Yes! While I read a bit of everything, I am currently reading “Brownies
and Broomsticks” by Bailey Cates. There is also Laurell K. Hamilton (love the
Merry Gentry series), Kim Harrison, and Charlaine Harris. I think my favorite
genre to read is magical realism. Authors I love (to name a few) are Sarah
Addison Allen, Erica Bauermeister, Alice Hoffman, and Susan McBride. Being a
librarian, I read all genres but my guilty pleasure is rock star biographies.
W: What does sci-fi characters have to do with.... Oh, never mind,
like I mentioned earlier, weird! Now, for a more sensible query. If
you could live on a planet of your own creation, what sort of planet would it
be?
J.C.: Fun question! Let’s see, it would have loads of books, magic, oodles of
forests with both coffee and mead waterfalls, music, puppies, and exceptionally
nice people who don’t dog ear books or yell in libraries.
T: (Mutters) And he's the logical one?
W: Did you say something?
T: Yup. Was just asking J.C., if there was an alien invasion, and
you could only take one thing, would it be your laptop, best sneakers, heels or
your stash of candy?
J.C.: ALIENS!? (shudder) My laptop. Not
only for writing, but music. I’m a music addict and can’t live (or write)
without it! I even have a playlist that goes with “The Silver Cord”, it is on
my website.
W: Thank you so much for allowing us to steal a piece of your busy
schedule. You have been a dear.
T: And exceptionally patient. (Grinned broadly and pointed to Wrye)
He sometimes asks strange questions.
J.C.: Thank you! Loved the questions -the stranger the better. See? 80% right
there. Again, thanks for your time – and the cupcake.
J.C: Note: J.C.
can be found at http://jcmead.weebly.com/
and loves questions and comments. If you would like to Skype with her for a
book club, drop her a line on her comments page – she really loves book club
discussions! J.C. is currently working on book two of the Cord Trilogy, so keep
an eye out.
With a huff and puff, the duet blow through
cyber barriers and burst into JOYCE PROELL’s world.
W: Hey
lovely lady, it's been a while. For
those of you out in cyber-land, this is JOYCE PROELL, one of Champagne Books Groups
talented authors and this is our second interview with her. (Turned back to Joyce) We brought some chocolate candy and fancy
fruit. For some reason, Tattle started
eating fruit. (Looked at Tattle as if
she had grown a second head)
T: I am
trying to be healthy. Now, hush,
m'partner in squeezing-the-author-for-info.
Whoops, Joyce, you weren't supposed to hear that. Anywho, how have you been? Writing hard? I heard you have a couple of sequels to A DEADLY TRUTH. Tell us about them, and whatever else you
have been working on.
Joyce: A BURNING TRUTH came out in 2014. In
it, Doyle Flanagan’s life is again thrown into disarray when his office is
vandalized and the night watchman viciously murdered. Clues lead to a powerful
organized labor movement. Targeted in the press as anti-labor and with a big
rally staged next door to his offices, Doyle must uncover the culprits before
his wedding plans and his livelihood go up in smoke.
A WICKED TRUTH, the third
book in the series, comes out on September 7th. In this book, the wedding date
is set, and life is magical for Doyle and Cady. Honor bound to repay an old
debt, Doyle agrees to help a friend find her sister. As he searches for the
girl, painful memories surface, stunning Cady when she discovers facts about
Doyle’s hidden past.
In spite of incredible odds, Cady and Doyle’s
love has flourished. But in the midst of a life threatening accident, murder,
and Doyle’s secrets, their wedding date and happiness are in jeopardy. Mired in
tragedy, can they overcome the turmoil with a fateful decision that changes
their future forever?
As to what I’ve been working on lately… Well, I’ve
been editing a colonial spy story titled Amaryllis. The hero, Griffin Faraday
just one the Legend: A man for all seasons in the WRA Hearts through History
Contest.
W: Holy
Writer-thon, you have been busy! So, for
another very vital question: Have any
aliens visited lately? If so, what was
their favorite book?
Joyce: How
psychic of you to ask. Several weeks ago two weird looking aliens came to
visit. They brought with them several odd contraptions with two wheels which
they used to take them to a neighboring town. There, while wearing their
strange, bulbous headgear, they sat on curb to watch a parade. Many people
threw candy at them. They returned to my house later with a heavy bag of the
sugary stuff. They inhaled the goodies until I shrieked, “Stop, you’ll ruin
your appetite.”
As to books, they love The Game of Thrones and
the Harry Potter series.
T: What
sort of question was that?
W: A
perfectly good one. (Juts his chin out like an ole western movie star) We discovered Joyce has alien children.
T:
(Sighs) Don’t mind him, too much chocolate and not enough fruit. (Ignores Wrye’s frown) Now, for a good question, if you could live
in any one of your stories, which one would it be?
Joyce: It
would have to be in Chicago where the Cady Delafield stories are set. I love
Chicago, where the stories are set. I’m also partial to the late Victorian and
the Belle Epoque periods. I love the fashion, art work and all the social
changes brought on by new technology of that time.
W:
Now, down to the nitty gritty, tells us exactly on a scale from 1 – 10,
how odd are you?
Joyce: I see my reputation precedes
me though my daughter lovingly refers to me as nutty rather than odd. This
opinion is seconded by my husband. I worry not. In fact, I embrace my nuttiness
and the quirky humor amuses me. It’s
true, life is more fun if you don’t take yourself too seriously. Once I
accepted that notion, things loosened up considerably.
T: (Squints down at a scroll
littered with questions.) Back to A DEADLY TRUTH, tell us if there is a
bit of off-kilter in either the hero or heroine?
Joyce: By today’s standards, the
heroine, Cady Delafield, would fit right in. In 1881, not so much. From her
grandmother’s perspective (a woman with a traditional, old-fashioned bent)
Cady’s choice to have a career baffles her. Not understanding it, she questions
Cady’s judgment and thinks she’s odd.
W: (Looks over at the list of
questions, they had prepared earlier) Who is the one fictional character you
would like to spend a week with and why?
Joyce: Hmmm. Any romantic heroine
would do fine. It seems no matter what the obstacles the heroine always
prevails in the end. Think of the benefits. She always manages to hook the best
and hunkiest guy in the room and the sex is great. Best of all, there’s always
a happy ending.
T/W:
Thank you so much for a great interview.
As always you are a delight!
Joyce: Thanks
for hosting me today.
Hope you all enjoyed our jaunt into our latest
book review. Until next month, when we
will list all the nominees for our first review award, keep reading!
Dona
Penza Rutabaga Tattle, Esq. and Associate Wrye Balderdash
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