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Tuesday, April 7, 2015

Tattle and Wrye Column April 2015 Edition

FROM THE DESK OF
DONA PENZA TATTLE, ESQ.
AND
ASSOCIATE WRYE BALDERDASH

Greetings,

"Snow light, snow bright, the last snow I see tonight, I wish I may, I wish I might, for snow to go fly a kite."  Tattle frowns at the fresh layer of snow outside the office window.  "It's spring...spring!  No snow!  Flowers and snow just don't go together, y'know."

With the look of someone caught with their hand in the candy dish, Wrye gulps down a mouthful of newly made snow cream.  Then he sheepishly offers Tattle the bowl.  "Want some?"

"I want warmth, sun, bright skies."

"Then let's go on a Love of Literature Leap to steamy, sunny Florida."

Tattle perks up, "Let's!"


The two find themselves immediately emerged in Julie Eberhart Painter's cozy mystery MEDIUM RARE

"Ohh, what a nice, warm place," Tattle observes as she snuggles on the couch right next to Penny and Cole Martin's cat, Cufflynx.  She sinks her fingers into its soft fur and strokes, happily.  Needless to say, the alpha pet Mynah, Bildgewater, flutters its feathers in disapproval, wanting the attention instead. 

Wyre squints, his best Sherlock's something's afoot squint.  "There's been a murder."

"There!" announces Tattle, pointing through the passages.  "Celeste, a sweet ole psychic medium, stabbed through the chest with knitting needles."

"Interrressting," declares Wrye, "Just like Croakette."

"Ah yes, the hospice mascot from Penny's work.  The stuffed green frog whose outfits are changed more than a potty-in-training toddler.  There she was, a year before the current murder, stabbed through the chest with knitting needles.  Unlike, Celeste, however, a quick repair allowed her to live and cheer-up the hospice workers for many more days."

Wrye nods sagely.  "Poor Croakette, poor Celeste."  He offers a nano second of silence.  "We are running amuck, I fear, m'gossipy sleuth…."

"I am not the sleuth," Tattles interrupts, "Penny is, but you are correct, we are dangling clues much like the author has in this lighthearted mystery.  However, unlike her we're a bit disconnected."

Wrye paces the chapters.  "So, let's clarify a bit.  The book starts in the present day, flips back into the past, and then ends in the present.  A nice little roller coaster ride along with Penny's hospice co-workers, whose imperfections make them very real, very relatable, and very suspect as well."

"Most of them have visited the medium, who knew intimate details about their present and past lives.  This transparency convinces them Celeste is genuine."

"Ah so, ho-de-ho, it must have also convinced the murderer that Celeste knew way too much, something he or she didn't want revealed.  Da...da...da...daaaaa!"  Wrye lingers on the last note of his dramatic declaration.

"Penny, though, feels her colleagues simply aren't the murdering type.  They might have their flaws, from the hospice chaplain with a shadowy past, the needy social worker, the volunteer coordinator with a wobbly marriage, the married comptroller with a secret life along with a few other, but none had it in them to viciously stab a sweet psychic with knitting needles." 

Wrye bounces his brows.  "Or did they?" 

"Did any of them even knit?"  Tattle scours the pages.  "Well, I won't be telling.  Y'all have to find out for yourselves.  All in all, Julie took the backdrop of a serious setting like hospice and managed to add the type of humor and light-fare associated with a cozy mystery.  The genius of this book is that you can pick up clues along the way, play with the possibilities, yet the cornerstone clues, though obvious in the aftermath, were virtually invisible."  Pause, and then, "Everything is viewed from the workers perceptions and how they manage to keep their sanity while dealing with hospice patients and their families, better their skills, yet retain empathy without becoming emotionally involved.  There is complete authenticity in both the feel of the characters and the hospice setting.  The story and plotline moves delightfully along, making one smile in some parts as well as laugh outright in others, and then occasionally blurting out, that's the killer only to be uncertain a few pages later.  Simply put, a fun, fun read."

Wrye adds, "I agree.  The pages turned themselves as I immersed myself in the characters' lives.  I especially liked the reappearance of Penny and Cole from KILLER FEE, a previous mystery from Julie Eberhart Painter.  Yet, try as I might, I couldn't figure out who the killer was and found the revelation a magnificent, well-thought through surprise.  In retrospect, it all made sense."

"If you want a quick read with a quirky cast and an unexpected ending, we highly recommend MEDIUM RARE."

"Only, make certain you plan on one sitting, you won't be able to put it down!"


Until next month, keep reading.



Dona Penza Rutabaga Tattle, Esq. and Associate Wrye Balderdash
of Blather City, Wannachat

 


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Excerpt from The Lesson by Joyce Ward

Check out our April horror story The Lesson by Joyce Ward.
Amazon: http://goo.gl/UnjjBQKobo: http://goo.gl/OntNvK


EXCERPT

Pam wound along the endless passageways, lost and confused, like a rat in a maze. And perhaps she was. “Are you sure this is the way out of our nightmare?”
Frustration shoved its way to the surface of her emotions. Exhaustion zapped her strength, her tenacity, and the musty smell in the hallway caused her migraine to return with a vengeance. She didn’t know how long they’d been searching but giving up became a viable option
Directly ahead was a wooden ramp. At the top of the ramp, another door with a sign above it. Exit. Her stomach somersaulted.
“Stay here. Let me check it out first.” He held up his hand to prevent her from coming with him. He sprinted up the ramp and eased the door open far enough to peek through, then reared back. “You’ve got to come check this out.” Without looking at her, he motioned for her to join him.
By now, she was so tired of doorways and hallways which seemed to lead nowhere. She grimaced and leaned against the wall. Her ankle hurt and, before hiking up the long incline, she needed reassurance the climb would be worth the effort.
“What do you see?” she said. “And it had better not be another wild goose chase.”
Would this be one more place where things weren’t what they seemed? Or could it be, as she feared, one more doorway leading to another maze?
“No, babe. This is awesome.” Wonder sounded in his voice. He elbowed the door open. “It’s a huge stage…in a theater.” He crossed the threshold and disappeared from view.
She stepped onto the ramp. It creaked. She grabbed hold of the wooden railing and dragged herself toward the door. Suspecting a trick, she held her breath and followed him inside. She came face-to-face with a deep green, velvet curtain. But no Kevin.

In no mood to play games, she called out, “Quit screwing with me, Kevin. Where are you?” Her voice sounded confident and commanding, but her knees trembled.

Monday, April 6, 2015

April Releases

Once again, happy Release Day!! Check out these awesome new books we have for April.

The Lesson by Joyce Ward
e-Book $2.50 available on:
Champagne Book Group http://goo.gl/d7aqeI
When Pamela Tripp’s favorite uncle dies, she attends the viewing with her stoned-artist boyfriend, Kevin. After an altercation with her disapproving mother, Pamela can’t leave the funeral home soon enough. Before she heads home, however, she needs to use the restroom. En route to the ladies room, she plucks a bloom from an expensive floral display, resulting in a harsh reprimand from one of the morticians.


He sends her to use the restroom in the basement, which is being remodeled, and issues a warning to be careful and not wander around. But a ‘Caution’ sign on a locked door catches Kevin’s eye and captures his attention. In spite of Pamela’s protests, Kevin breaks in the door, grabs her hand, and takes her on a frightening journey she will never forget.



Safari Stew by Veronica Helen Hart
A Blenders Mystery
e-Book $4.95 available on:
Champagne Book Group
Doll Reynolds receives word that her missing husband, Barclay, has been discovered teaching in a South African university. Rather than call the school, she arranges a trip to confirm the information for herself. Six of her Blender friends join her for support. Old Howard arranges a luxurious safari as a side trip to either celebrate finding Barclay or to console Doll if she doesn’t. Either way, the trip leads to murder.



Bai Tide
A Bai Hsu Mystery
e-Book $4.95 available on:
Champagne Book Group
Kobo http://goo.gl/jxHhpP
CIA case officer Bai Hsu is assigned to a high-security private school for what is expected to be an easy assignment. However, a few months after he arrives, a hostile operative with ties to North Korea tries to break in to a school event, with motives unknown.


As his investigation progresses, he unravels a plot that, if not stopped, will result in the untimely and murderous deaths of tens of millions of people. His mission that will take him from the windswept beaches of San Diego to a whiteout blizzard in the foothills of Pyongyang, and make him question everything he thought he knew about working in the field…and about himself.


Backwoods Justice by Chuck Walsh
An Iron Mountain Mystery
e-Book $4.95 available on:
Champagne Book Group http://goo.gl/vLfdH9
When Rubin Sawyer, a former resident of Iron Mountain, partnered with Knoxville detective Thomas Jordan to find who abducted women along trails and cabins of the mountain, he was deemed a traitor. As an act of revenge, his granddaughter is snatched from the banks of Doe Creek and taken to the bowels of the mountain. Soon after, hikers along the Appalachian Trail become sacrificial lambs, part of a bloody, cunning game of maneuvers designed to lead Sawyer to the mountain’s infamous Hanging Tree. 


From BURST:

The SHIVA Syndrome by Alan Joshua
e-Book $5.95 available on:
Champagne Book Group http://goo.gl/aQVMvv
A secret Russian mind research laboratory in Podol'sk erupts, annihilating thousands and leaving a monstrous, one-mile deep crater in its wake.
Beau Walker, parapsychologist and reluctant empath, is coerced into joining a research team, code-named SHIVA, to investigate the enigmatic event.

Walker must fight his way past political and military deceptions and a host of deadly adversaries to unlock the riddle of the SHIVA syndrome.
Will he have the physical, emotional, and spiritual strength to defy the dangers he faces…or will they destroy him before he can come to a new, challenging understanding of the nature of reality?